i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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