i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
two words: eviction party
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So much rum. So many feels.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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