Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
