What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
