Non-Jews are for practice
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my being single is dangerous.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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