Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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