Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
