One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
ttyl tear gas
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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