It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
sex on a bike is impossible
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