I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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