What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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