I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do herpes really smell.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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