Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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