i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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