About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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