Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize
