how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
