I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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