Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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