All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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