how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We need to rekindle our bromance
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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