So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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