Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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