guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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