nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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