I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
