i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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