brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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