called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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