...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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