Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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