I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
