You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Text me some of your sweat
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