I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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