Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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