This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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