Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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