Small penises have feelings too.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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