During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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