similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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