yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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