3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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