The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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