sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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