I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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