you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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