But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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