are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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