I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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