omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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