I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my sisters under your porch take her home
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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