Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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