my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's official drugs can't kill me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Come on in and take your pants off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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