I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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