It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
